10 Bands (probably) Not Allowed to Play at Calvin College Because of Their Names
1. Cowboy Junkies - The college does not approve drug use or addiction 2. Bare Naked Ladies - The College does not condone public nudity. 3. Butthole Surfers - The Administration believes that rectums are for waste expulsion only. 4. Porno for Pyros - Both pornography and arson are frowned upon. 5. Massive Attack - Calvin College takes safety seriously and will not put any of it’s students in danger of being attacked in any way. 6. Smashing Pumpkins - The College does not condone the destruction of any kind of squash. 7. Collective Soul - It is against reformed theology to believe that groups of people together have a shared soul. 8. Arcade Fire - Small enclosed spaces are no place to light fires, it is against fire code. 9. Rancid - It is against the health code to have any expired food on the premises of the college. 10. The Killers - The College does not want to put any of it’s students at risk of being murdered.