September 14th, 2010

10 Bands (probably) Not Allowed to Play at Calvin College Because of Their Names

1. Cowboy Junkies - The college does not approve drug use or addiction
2. Bare Naked Ladies - The College does not condone public nudity.
3. Butthole Surfers - The Administration believes that rectums are for waste expulsion only.
4. Porno for Pyros - Both pornography and arson are frowned upon.
5. Massive Attack - Calvin College takes safety seriously and will not put any of it’s students in danger of being attacked in any way.
6. Smashing Pumpkins - The College does not condone the destruction of any kind of squash.
7. Collective Soul - It is against reformed theology to believe that groups of people together have a shared soul.
8. Arcade Fire - Small enclosed spaces are no place to light fires, it is against fire code.
9. Rancid - It is against the health code to have any expired food on the premises of the college.
10. The Killers - The College does not want to put any of it’s students at risk of being murdered.

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